George r.r. Martin has bottles of tears from fans and he stores them in an underground Lazarus pit and when he dies he bathes himself in our rejuvenating tears of sadness from our souls kind of like that soul bowl from the Scooby doo movie (you know the one scrappy doo made) and he becomes young again and he’s been doing it for thousands of years, like when people found out Jesus died in the bible that provided him until he returned as Shakespeare and now he wants to live forever, guys Tyrions, Johns and Danaerys’ deaths are nigh he’ll become immortal we have to stop him